Recently Overheard
Our 8-Year-Old: If his real name is Anthony, why don’t they call him Thony Stark?
Recently Overheard
Me (tired): Make us dinner.
Our 8-year-old: I don’t even know how to make coffee properly, so you definitely don’t want me making dinner.
Man, I would do anything for food except brush my teeth.
Our 8-year-old
Do you need my sweat? It’s coming from my head.
Our 8-year-old
I’ll never blame you if you accidentally crash the car. I’ll blame the gods for that.
our 8-year-old
I can’t marry him! He’s a man! And I’m only a boy. He’ll be dead by the time I grow up.
our 8-year-old, rejecting his sister’s suggestion that he marry Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
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