THAT'S BELIEVABLE!

REMINDER

This weekend’s dinner is a gorilla-suit only affair.
Dress appropriately.

Sector 23 is still closed due to, well, I’ll be honest, I wasn’t really listening when that particular announcement was made. So I guess you could take your chances and just go inside, what’s the worst that could happen?

Cactus Pete from Sector 63 has a new pet rattlesnake also named Cactus Pete, so things are about to get dangerously confusing.

We have negotiated a truce with the dust bunnies. This does not mean we are safe from the dust bunnies. It means we have a piece of paper that says we have negotiated a truce with the dust bunnies.

For your inconvenience, the swimming pool in Sector 47 has been installed upside down.

Grum, Creature With a Thousand Spleens, should not be left unattended.

Sector 1.2 will be.

We will be releasing the eels at 4pm sharp. Don’t be late or get eaten by eels!

A simple, “Aiiiiieeeeee!!!” would be appreciated.

Reminder

Just a note to say there’s nothing you can’t accomplish with a couple of hulking cave trolls under your control, wielding massive wooden clubs, smashing everything in their path.