The deep-pile rugs in Sector 28 are now eating feet.
Update
If anyone would like candy corn that’s missing the orange middles because I ate that part, it’s ready.
UPDATE
Sector 33 is now open, at least until the trout get back.
Update
We’re sorry to report that the machine that causes meteors to hit the Earth remains offline.
UPDATE
The radioactive octopus in Sector 76 has misplaced itself.
Update
One of the anxieties has escaped from Sector 43. We think it’s the one about public speaking, but we aren’t sure.
What happens in sector 8?
Anonymous
…stuff.
Reminder
The piano in Sector 17 remains displeased, so please take that into account.
UPDATE
The air in Sector 43 has been upgraded to, “strawberry.”
Update
Sal in Sector 64 says we might want to, “Put on our running shoes and skedaddle.”
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