Sector 33 is now open, at least until the trout get back.
Update
We’re sorry to report that the machine that causes meteors to hit the Earth remains offline.
UPDATE
The radioactive octopus in Sector 76 has misplaced itself.
UPDATE
The air in Sector 43 has been upgraded to, “strawberry.”
Update
Sal in Sector 64 says we might want to, “Put on our running shoes and skedaddle.”
Update
We let Gog make the muffins today.
Shark Drive Update
If you’re donating a shark, please make sure they eat BEFORE dropping them off.
UPDATE
So it’s DON’T cut the BLUE wire.
UPDATE
The thing in the mailbox demands tribute in the form of tainted souls forever condemned to roam the Earth, but will settle for a chocolate-frosted donut.
Update
Otto has rigged the reactor in Sector 82 to explode, so in other words, it’s Thursday. Again.
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